Anti-Riddles

Some jokes can be funny precisely because they’re not jokes. It’s a paradox, but these riddles prove it.

What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.

What did one Frenchman say to the other Frenchman? I don’t know, I don’t speak French.

How is a laser beam like a goldfish? Neither one can whistle. What’s the one thing in life you can always count on? A calculator.

What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants can’t speak.

Do you know what makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

How tall is the Empire State Building? One Empire State Building tall.

Do you know what’s odd? Every other number.

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