Some jokes can be funny precisely because they’re not jokes. It’s a paradox, but these riddles prove it.
What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.
What did one Frenchman say to the other Frenchman? I don’t know, I don’t speak French.
How is a laser beam like a goldfish? Neither one can whistle. What’s the one thing in life you can always count on? A calculator.
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants can’t speak.
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Do you know what makes me smile? Facial Muscles.
How tall is the Empire State Building? One Empire State Building tall.
Do you know what’s odd? Every other number.
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