Random Thoughts

Here are some silly points to ponder:

  • Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

  • It’s the start of a brand-new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.

  • The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

  • When I say, “the other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

  • I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

  • I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

  • Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, then it comes back as a Tupperware lid that won’t fit any of your containers.

  • If you’re sitting in public and a stranger sits next to you, do you ever just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

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