A man with an elephant walked into a movie theater.
“I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir,” the manager said.
“Oh, I assure you, he’s very well behaved,” the man said.
“All right, then,” the manager said. “If you’re sure.”
After the movie, the manager said to the man, “I’m very impressed! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!” “Yes, I was surprised, too,” said the man.
“He hated the book.”