POSITION: Father (also known as Daddy, Dad, Pop)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Long-term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidate must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24-hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required.
LENGTH OF JOB: The rest of your life.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION: Not much until Grandparent position opens up.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required. On-the-job training mandatory.
SKILLS:
Ability to fix any broken toy- Bug Catcher
- Doctor
- Chef
- Chauffeur
- Teacher
- Principal
- Finder of lost objects
- Master pancake maker
- Clown
BENEFITS: No paid holidays. Available benefits include lifelong opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and occasional hugs.
These are only a few reasons to celebrate all the men we know and love who are great fathers!
Happy Father’s Day!
Gino Pezzani
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