Valentine from your dog: Valentine, I love you to kibbles and bits! I still can't believe I found a human who loves sunsets and longs walks on the leash as much as I do!

From your cat: Valentine, I am marginally less indifferent to you than I am to others.

From the National Security Agency: Valentine, I love listening to you talk.

From a young adult: Baby, you are the only one in this dystopian world of blindly conforming adults who understands me.