Would you apply for THIS job?

POSITION: Friend (also known as Buddy, Pal, Bro, Sis, Partner, Boo, BFF)

JOB DESCRIPTION: Long-term team players needed for support-based position. Candidate must possess the ability to show empathy and compassion while always speaking the truth.

WORKING HOURS: Usually requires unexpected shifts and late nights.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION: There are friends, there is family and then there are friends that become family.

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required. On-the-job training mandatory.

SKILLS: 

1. Therapist

2. Cheerleader
3. Wingman
4. Moral Compass
5. Confidant
6. Stylist
7. Comedian
8. Straight Shooter
9. Good Cop or Bad Cop (whichever is needed)

BENEFITS: Increased sense of belonging and purpose. Enhanced happiness and reduced stress.

These are only a few reasons to celebrate International Friendship Day and the friends we know and love!

In some ways, this past year has taught us the value of keeping our good friends close. In other ways, it has reminded us about things we already knew. Good friends encourage us to be the highest version of ourselves, as we do the same for them.

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